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(Drunk off his ass) ectoBiologist [EB] joined chat. Lost his whistle!Kankri [KANKRI] joined chat. EB: heey EB: *hic* wtaz up? KANKRI: 9h dear.. Are y9u alright J9hn human? EB: yea man, im greet! EB: but you seeme lik u lost sum tin EB: you okeey? EB: *hic* KANKRI: Y9u seem... a 6it different than usual. As well as y9u are stum6ling. -clears thr9at- actually, I've misplaced my whistle. EB: reely? ohwill i thinc i saw ether gamzii or terezi with a whistlle KANKRI: I put it d9wn a69ut an h9ur ag9 6ut when I returned it was n9t in the area I had left it. Have y9u seen it 6y any chance? KANKRI: -6links- EB: whut? KANKRI: 6ut, why w9u

(Drunk off his ass) ectoBiologist [EB] joined chat. caligulasAquarium [CA] joined chat. EB: hey EB: *hic* EB: whatz up? CA: wwhats the matter wwith you human youre flush in the face *makes a face of disgust and backs awway* EB: ummm, im jist tipzy~ EB: no big deel EB: *hic* so howr yuuu? CA: *frowwns* youvve been ingesting soporic liquids havvent you EB: more lik wisky bit yoou can calll it watevr yooou want CA: ugh you are a fuckin disgrace EB: nu im not! CA: just look at you EB: iv been deel'in wif sum sht lately! i just neded a breek CA: oh im sure ivve had it much wworse than you but that doesnt mean i rot my think pan wwit

(Drunk off his ass) ectoBiologist [EB] joined chat. Zalog [zalog] joined chat. EB: heey EB: *hic* watz up? zalog: HeLlO ThErE EB: i dun't think *hic* iv met yoou, wats your name? zalog: I HaVe mAnY NaMeS I Am tHe dArKnEsS I Am fEaR I ThE ThInG'S YoU HiDe fRoM In tHe dArK I Am iNsAnItY EB: gaaaamzee? or are yu rose tryn to fck wth my head? zalog: *a fEw sHaDoWs sUrRoUnD JoHn aNd yOu cAn hEaR WhIsPeRiNg* EB: fuuuu, shrt. i knuw im drunk but dd i get druged tu?! EB: *backs into corner* zalog: *tHe sHaDoWs fOrM A FiGeR WiTh nO ReAl sHaPe iN ThE HeAd aReA ThErE FoRmS A HeAd tHaT Is iF A DeMoN* EB: fruuck man, i gatu be triped acide ur

ectoBiologist [EB] joined chat. drunk!turntechGodhead [TG] joined chat. EB: hey min! EB: *hic* you just lft me a minet agu! TG: bluh bluhb lbhu EB: duude? TG: *hiccups* TG: it hurrrtsss EB: omfg ur drunkr thin me *hic* EB: thits scary bru EB: i think yoou ned tu lay down fur a while TG: nooo TG: *hiccups* TG: ugghhhhh TG: it hurrtss TG: *sits on the floor* EB: all rit man, just tak it easy. you need any thin? TG: *hiccup attack* TG: aghhh *hic* hhhaaaa EB: sht dud, com un bro, so to bied! EB: bid* EB: bed* TG: ughh *tugs on his hand* EB: uuh, okiy. *sits next to him* yoou gono be alright men? EB: min* EB: Man* TG: *s

ectoBiologist [EB] joined chat. Your matesprit!carcinoGeneticist [CG] joined chat. CG: HEY EGBERT. EB: hey min *hic* EB: was up? EB: howr yu? CG: ARE YOU ALRIGHT? EB: ummm, i ges EB: just ah lil tipsy man *hic* CG: OH GOOD GOG... EB: whut? EB: im stull all gud *hic* no worriez CG: JOHN WHY. EB: why wut? im just chil'n in my room EB: wats wrongs with drikn sum timess EB: *hic* not like im hurtin nu bady CG: NOTHING UNTIL YOU GET LIKE THIS. EB: what do u meen by "this" CG: HIGHLY INTOXICATED. EB: nu im not! just tipyz i sweer! EB: and dats not to bed! EB: i think EB: bid* EB: bad* CG: JOHN YOURE MESSED UP. I THINK YOU NE

Cronus [CRONUS] joined chat. ectoBiologist [EB] joined chat. EB: *hic* EB: sup CRONUS: hey fellowv human EB: h- EB: hey EB: *hic* CRONUS: are you intoxicated. EB: ummm *hic* EB: maybe... CRONUS: *twverks* shake it human, join my alliance, together wve can rule the wvorld, twverkin into the distance, conquering. places wvith a single twverk CRONUS: shake it cheif. EB: huuh? umm- EB: *hic* CRONUS: is my human mating call wvorkin. EB: no... wat the hlll are yoiu doing man... CRONUS: twverkin, do it EB: zeh? umm *hic* why? CRONUS: psh you aint got no booty. CRONUS: wvell be twverk buddies. EB: umm *hic* nott rily man, im a du